masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

who is going to write the starter

cthulhu:

princeowl:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.

OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:

FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS

which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.

FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY

ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:

I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR

as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.

i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING

johnsegbert:

THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life. what will the name of this young man be?
(a list of videos, songs, and other works to remind you of when you first got into this stupid webcomic about kids ending the world.)
VIDEOS + FANSONGS
the happiest song in homestuck
mambostuck
a lullaby for gods
karkalicious
ugly story
hey there! (would you like to talk about homestuck?)
you can’t fight the homestuck
how far we’ve come (hs edition)
discord (hs edition)
the condescension song
ICONIC PANELS AND FLASHES
HOMESTUCK
it’s going to be a long day.
reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
make her pay.
jade: enter.
john. rise up.
seer: descend.
cascade
dirk: synchronize. + dirk: unite.
caliborn: enter.
end of year 4.
HOMESTUCK MUSIC
showtime
sburban jungle
pyrocumulus
savior of the waking world
savior of the dreaming dead
crystalmethequins
derse dreamers || prospit dreamers
midnight crew
sunslammer
doctor
untie synchronization
mother

johnsegbert:

THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life. what will the name of this young man be?

(a list of videos, songs, and other works to remind you of when you first got into this stupid webcomic about kids ending the world.)

VIDEOS + FANSONGS

ICONIC PANELS AND FLASHES

HOMESTUCK MUSIC

doppelgender:

i bookmarked oprah’s website for this

doppelgender:

i bookmarked oprah’s website for this

terezidactyl:

i think everyone has a main “my baby” for each of their fandoms